Little Red Riding Hood is a fairy tale remake in the action genre. Scenarios in a new way funny
A musical tale based on the work of the same name by Charles Perrault. The main character does not adhere to the basic safety rule - you can not talk with strangers. This negligence results in very sad consequences.
Goal:
The development of creative abilities.
Action going on
in 3 scenes:
- Little Red Riding Hood House - there is a brick stove near the house, trees behind the house.
- Forest Glade - flowers and herbs surrounded by trees.
- Grandma's House- bedroom: bed, TV, wardrobe with things, door.
Required Attributes:
- Basket with pies;
- A pot of oil;
- Pillows (imitation of an enlarging wolf belly).
Roles
- red Riding Hood
- Mother
- Grandmother
- Hunters
Event progress
Scene 1: Little Red Riding Hood House
There is a stove on the street. Mom cooks pies. The dance of pies is performed. Then mom collects them in a basket and calls for a daughter.
Mother: Red Riding Hood! Come to me!
Little Red Riding Hood (in): I'm coming, mommy!
Mother: Look, I baked delicious pies - with mushrooms, cabbage, potatoes! Take it to your grandmother, please (gives the daughter a basket with pies)!
Red Riding Hood: Ok mom! I haven’t been with my grandmother for so long, I miss you very, very much!
Mother: Run faster. Be careful not to talk to outsiders!
Red Riding Hood: Agreed, Mom!
Mother: Yes, and do not forget the oil pot (transmits the pot).
Red Riding Hood: I will definitely not forget! Bye, Mommy (runs away)!
Scene 2: Forest Glade
Little Red Riding Hood runs along the path and sings. Stops in a clearing, picks flowers.
If you race for a very long time
On an intricate path
Then in the end, toga can
Dizzy!
Better to race with a stop
On some lawn
To pick beautiful flowers,
Resting barely.
Chorus:
Aah, blue, burgundy and yellow,
Ah-ah, everyone is ready to collect in an armful!
Aah, dandelions, daisies,
Aah, we’ll collect everything without a hitch,
Ahh, and let's go ahead!
Rushing along the track again
We rush along the path again
And someday we'll rush
We are going somewhere!
Well, to be honest, honestly,
Then we will rush to grandma
And give her not only
Butter and pies!
Chorus:
Ahh, I’ll give a bouquet of flowers to her,
A-ah, a pot of butter and pies!
Aah, I’m very glad
Ahh, there will be a reward for me:
Ahh, I'll be happy then!
Little Red Riding Hood goes offstage. A hungry Wolf comes out and sings on the motive of the song "I am a waterman."
I'm tired and angry now!
Do not flicker before me
Like a wolf, I'm hungry now
I can easily rip all of you!
(Oh, how I want to eat!)
Chorus:
Oh! I am very hungry!
In the forest, il in a swamp
There are no beasts at all!
And I have it, but I have it, but I have a hunt!
I'm ready for breakfast
Eat even a couple of boars,
And for lunch I'll eat a hare,
And I don’t want to have dinner at all!
Red Riding Hood comes out, they collide, fall.
Wolf (licking his lips to himself): Ah, what a delicious girl! So I want to eat!
Red Riding Hood: Sorry, dear! I didn’t hear what you were talking about?
You are a good girl. So I want to walk with you.
Red Riding Hood: My mother doesn’t allow me to talk to strangers.
Well, am I a stranger? We just bumped into our foreheads - so we met! By the way, I am a Wolf.
Red Riding Hood: And I - Little Red Riding Hood!
I’ve seen a beautiful clearing nearby! Come with me? In an undertone: There, no one bothers me to eat you!
Red Riding Hood: Sorry, I have no time. I go to my grandmother, bring her pies and a pot of butter. She is waiting for me.
(inwardly): So, breakfast is good, and lunch is even better. Eating both! Little Red Riding Hood: And where, you say, your grandmother lives?
Red Riding Hood: On the edge of the forest.
OK, run. If you are in a hurry, then it will be better for you to go along that path (points to the path) - it is shorter. So you will meet your granny faster.
Red Riding Hood: Thank you, good Wolf. Then I ran! See you (runs away).
Wolf (grinning after): I would even say, see you very soon! Very, very fast (leaves on another road).
Scene 3: Grandma's House
Grandmother sits in front of the TV and sings on the motive of V. Daineko’s song “Living Together”.
One day you will come
To my home again
And bring joy
And happiness and peace.
You know hard
I alone live in the wilderness
Ask me again
And call to live with yourself!
And throwing up his hand again
I suddenly will not shut up
I'm bored here alone
I want to live with you!
Chorus:
It's just the three of us living:
Granddaughter with grandmother and daughter,
We'll survive the storm
I can help you all!
We will always live together
Rest in the woods with your soul.
There is no joy for me:
My daughter and granddaughter are here with me.
Knock on the door - the Wolf came.
Grandmother: Who's there?
Open, granny! It's me - Red Hat - beautiful! I brought you delicious cakes and a pot of butter!
Grandmother: Who is who?
Yes, your granddaughter!
Grandmother: Oh, granddaughter! And I only remembered about you. She began to hear something bad, so she didn’t hear it.
And you would listen more quietly to the TV, but the doors would leave as thin as they were. And then she installed the iron gate, as if hiding from someone.
Grandmother: Well, yes, I’m hiding. They say that the Wolf appeared in our forest. That's scary now alone in the house. Who will help me?
Granny, will you open the door? Or will we talk through the door?
Grandmother: Oh, sorry, granddaughter! Now open.
Grandma comes to the door, opens. The wolf attacks her and eats. Then a dance is performed to the verse from Verka Serduchka’s song “Dolce Gabbana”. The wolf measures grandmother’s things, passes, as if on a catwalk, turns in front of a mirror. Suddenly he hears Little Red Riding Hood's steps. Quickly tidied up and laid in bed, covered with a blanket with his head.
Little Red Riding Hood (knocking on the door): Grandmother! Where are you? It's me - your favorite granddaughter!
Little Red Riding Hood (entering the house): Grandma, why are you closing the doors so badly? A wolf is walking nearby, I saw him myself: huge eyes, wide legs, ears big, big! And what kind of sharp teeth - I was already scared that he would eat. But for some reason he let me go.
Wolf (to the side): Naive girl! He didn’t let go, but put it off. The most delicious last eat!
Red Riding Hood: What are you saying? I didn’t hear.
And I say that you are very caring with me! And beautiful!
Little Red Riding Hood and Wolf sing in turn on the motive of the song "Tell me, Snow Maiden."
Red Riding Hood:
Tell me, grandmother, how are you?
How did you get sick and where were you?
Rheumatism grabbed my back
There’s no strength to get out of bed!
Chorus:
Red Riding Hood:
Come on, granny, take the pie!
Come closer to me - 3 times, my friend!
Red Riding Hood:
You, granny, say what now -
Why are your eyes like saucers?
Oh you curious fidget
To see better - big eyes.
Red Riding Hood:
Grandma, why are your ears?
Huge ones, I don’t understand something!
To better hear your words:
Big ears - big head!
Red Riding Hood:
Baba, and your sharp teeth
Do you also need to hear?
And sharp teeth, my granddaughter,
Need to eat you soon!
Wolf rushes at Little Red Riding Hood, she screams, fights off. As a result, the Wolf eats the girl, his belly again “grows” (lays the pillow imperceptibly). The overeating Wolf lies on the bed and falls asleep. Suddenly, hunters appeared from the forest, who heard cries for help.
Hunters (singing on the motive "Gummy bear"):
Chorus:
An angry, hungry, terrible wolf in an ambush is waiting for us!
Hunters, go ahead! Always just ahead!
He will not leave us greedy, bloodthirsty! Oooh.
I am a hunter, you are a hunter, we are hunters - 2 times.
Jump fast on the wolf
And get the shotgun
Now shoot together: bang-bang-bang!
Let him want to run away
Or he’ll suddenly laugh
Well, we’ll shoot together: bang-bang-bang!
We will search together
We will shoot together
And scream all together: Oh-oh-oh!
If we stand together,
Then nothing is needed
We will defeat the wolf - not the first time!
Hunter 1 (sees an open door, enters the house): See, Wolf - in person! And what is his skin smooth - apparently, he didn’t refuse food for himself!
Hunter 2: And he does not feel danger at all! But we are close!
When compiling a festive script for the New Year at the school, students of different age groups should be involved.
Of course, it will be difficult for primary school students.
Therefore, younger children can be offered to play a scene for the New Year based on a fairy tale. They will be fun and interesting.
For example, the New Year’s scene “Little Red Riding Hood” in a new way for elementary school children includes familiar characters from the fairy tale of the same name, about new characters, so students will be happy to learn such a New Year’s scenario.
Characters:
- Red Riding Hood,
- Grandmother,
- Laziness,
- Envy,
- Greed,
- Good Wolf
- Woodcutter,
- Santa Claus,
- Snow Maiden
- Snowflakes
- Christmas trees
- Forest animals
Little Red Riding Hood comes out with a basket:
- Hello my dears, you guessed who I am? Well, of course, I’m Little Red Riding Hood, I’m going to visit my grandmother.
And I bring not only pies to my grandmother, but also a gift - beautiful Christmas toys with which we will decorate the Christmas tree to celebrate our favorite holiday - New Year!
Little Red Riding Hood sings a song to the motive "Ah, in Africa the river ..." to the movie "About Little Red Riding Hood":
- With new, new, new, new,
Happy new year new year
With a new, new, new happiness
I hasten to congratulate everyone!
And maybe, you can, you can,
And probably, right, right,
And of course, and of course
Faithful to wish friends!
Ah, we’ll cover the table with such a width,
Ah, we’ll spruce up such a height,
Ah, along the forest path
Ah, let my legs run
Ah, to my dear grandmother! (2p) (leaves)
On the stage of the scenery - the house of the grandmother, grandmother - upset, Little Red Riding Hood appears:
K.SH: - Hello, grandmother! Happy holiday to you! I brought you toys - let's decorate the Christmas tree soon!
B .: - Granddaughter, so I was waiting for you, but I have no Christmas trees. Today the Lumberjack promised me to cut down the fluffy beauty, but he just didn’t come for some reason, he didn’t bring it. We see that we will have to celebrate the New Year without the Christmas tree ...
K.SH: - Oh, no, that’s not so! What holiday without a Christmas tree? Not real. I’ll go look for the Lumberjack!
B .: - Look at the granddaughter, do not get lost in the forest, what a heavy snow it has gone.
Snowflakes appear on the stage, dance, “White Snowflakes” motif, at this time the grandmother is hiding, the scenery changes to the forest and the path.
Snowflakes run away, Little Red Riding Hood looks around bewildered and suddenly notices Len under the Christmas tree in a dressing gown and slippers, which yawns and stretches.
K.Sh: - Oh, and who are you?
Sloth: - I don’t want to learn
And the work is not after the heart,
I yawn all day
Guess who I am? Laziness!
K.SH: - Laziness, but I got lost. Do you know the way to the Lumberjack’s house?
L .: - Of course I know. Only I am too lazy to accompany you, very far away.
K.SH: - Well, you have to ask someone else. I’ll go further ...
Fir-trees appear, dancing under the "Little Christmas tree is cold in winter"
On the stage, K.Shapochka continues his journey and meets Envy - a fashionably dressed girl with an abundance of jewelry.
K.SH: - Good evening, what's your name?
Envy: - Tatyana has a better skirt
And the most toys.
Five nuts were eaten by Lyubka,
Well, I'm just one nut ...
I am from morning to night
I envy all my friends!
You guessed, in short,
Envy is for sure.
Z .: - Girl, what a hat you have! I want this too.
K.Sh: - Envy, please show me the way to the house of the Lumberjack. New Year is coming, and my grandmother and me are without a Christmas tree.
Envy (to the side): - Uh, if I show her the way, they will have a holiday, gifts. But they don’t give me gifts.
(K.Shapochek): - I don’t know, girl, the road. (leaves)
On stage - a dance of forest animals under "If there was no winter"
K.Shapochka continues the path and sees Greed - a full woman, clutching a chest to herself.
K.SH: - Hello, I'm so glad I met you! Tell me the way to the Lumberjack!
Greed: - So, Lumberjack, we'll see. (He draws a card from the chest). So you will walk 55 steps straight, to a large pine tree, turn right, then 10 steps straight, turn at the crow's nest to the left, then 2 times to the right and 3 times to the left.
K.SH: - Oh, I don’t remember anything. And could you lend me a card for one day, tomorrow I will definitely return it, I really need to go to the Lumberjack.
J .: - Haha, what else! Yes, you know that such a card is one for the whole forest! (sings):
- Now such a people have gone,
Give them everything, lend.
Take and will not return -
Try it, prove it!
I know how to keep good,
Let them ask, I will not give!
Not for nothing
They call here and there! (runs away)
K.SH: - Nobody wants to help me, how bad it is when people around are lazy, greedy and envious.
A scary-looking Good Wolf appears from behind the trees, K. The little hat is frightened, but the Wolf approaches and sings:
- I'm ugly - that's right:
Big ears, sharp tooth,
Everyone thinks that probably
I'm angry, cunning and terribly rude.
I walk in the forest, I am alone
They are afraid of me like fire!
Everyone is mistaken cruelly -
I have a big heart!
K.Sh: - Wolf, so you are kind ?!
D. Volk: - Yes, why does it surprise you? After all, ugly does not mean evil. Sometimes the most unattractive looking person can be a brave, kind and loyal friend. Come, I'll take you to the Lumberjack.
At the woodcutter's house
K.SH: - Lumberjack, finally I found you! Why didn’t you bring the Christmas tree?
Dr.: - Friends, the fact is that my ax was very dull, and I could not cut a good Christmas tree for you. (K.Sh. is crying)
D. Volk: - This is bad, but we will not despair - after all, today is the New Year, which means a miracle can happen. What if we all make a wish that we have a Christmas tree? (to the hall) Guys, help us!
So, we close our eyes and make a guess: one, two, three ...
Tense and then solemn music sounds, Santa Claus suddenly appears with a Christmas tree in his hands and Snow Maiden, and grandmother with them; everyone dances, decorates the Christmas tree and sings "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."
The script of the fairy tale “Little Red Riding Hood” will help create a colorful performance and have fun with the whole family. Do not forget to invite your child's friends as spectators or even actors, butdonkey presentations to give kids symbolic gifts - sweets, books for children, toys.
Characters:
- Narrator
- Red Riding Hood
- Woodcutter
- Grandmother
1 SCENE
In the foreground are several trees and a house on the left and a dense forest on the right.
Narrator: Once upon a time there was one little girl. Mom and grandmother loved her without memory. Somehow, for her grandmother's birthday, she prepared a gift for her granddaughter - a beautiful red hat. The girl liked the new thing so much that she went everywhere in it. People from the village so called her - Little Red Riding Hood.
(Mom comes out of the house with a basket).
Mother: Go, Little Red Riding Hood, see your grandmother. Take her the pies and a pot of butter. Yes, find out, my child, whether she is healthy.
(Mom gives Little Red Riding Hood a basket).
Red Riding Hood:Good, mother.
(Little Red Riding Hood goes to the forest, picking flowers along the road. Mom waves her daughter and leaves for the house. The girl approaches the forest. The Wolf comes out to meet her).
Wolf: Where are you going, Little Red Riding Hood?
Red Riding Hood:I'm going to my grandmother. I bring her pies and a pot of butter.
Wolf: Does your grandmother live far away?
Red Riding Hood: No, not far away. Over there, behind the mill.
Wolf: And I will see your grandmother. I will go along this path, and you go along that one. Let's see which of us is the first to come.
Narrator: The Wolf said this and ran, as it was to the spirit, along the shortest path. And Little Red Riding Hood went around. Yes, and she walked slowly, along the way she stopped and tore flowers.
(Music plays. The wolf hides behind the trees on the right. The little red riding hood slowly walks in the opposite direction, picking flowers along the road, and finally hides behind the trees. The curtain closes).
2 SCENE
(The curtain opens. Grandma's house appears in front of the trees on the right. Wolf runs out from behind the trees on the left. Looking around and panting, he knocks on the door. Grandma with glasses and a cap on her head looks out of the window).
Grandmother: Who's there?
Grandmother:Pull the rope, my child, the door will open!
(The wolf pulls the rope and rushes into the house. There is disturbing music. Grandmother reappears in the window, but the wolf drags her back).
Narrator: Wolf rushed to his grandmother and swallowed her whole. He was very hungry - he didn’t eat anything for three days. Then he closed the door and began to wait for Little Red Riding Hood.
(The wolf appears in the window with glasses and a cap on his head. He puts his head on his paws and falls asleep, snoring from time to time. Little Red Riding Hood appears from behind the trees from the left with a bunch of flowers and goes to the grandmother's house. The girl knocks on the door. The wolf stops snoring )
Red Riding Hood: It's me, your granddaughter. I brought you some pies and a pot of butter!
Wolf: Pull the rope, my child, the door will open.
(Little Red Riding Hood pulls the rope, enters the house, but then steps back, dropping flowers and a basket. The wolf leaves and begins to approach her. The girl retreats).
Mafia blockbuster
Characters:
Presenter
Leading
Little Red Riding Hood's mom
Matilda - spokesperson
red Riding Hood
Mafia boss nicknamed Mommy
Mafiosi nicknamed Sonny
Wolf
Two hares
Captain pronin
Grandma Little Red Riding Hood
PICTURE 1.
At the forefront - leading.
Presenter: And now, children, I will tell you a fairy tale about a cute obedient girl ...
Little Red Riding Hood: Who is this obedient girl? ..
Song + Red Riding Hood dance. (Britney Spears)
And I'm finishing ninth grade,
And I walk again,
And I walk the forest path
And someone creepy runs after me
Yes, follow me!
And I'm a poor girl
And I walk into the forest on a new self.
I’ll dance rock in the clearing
And I’m not afraid of a shabby wolf,
Stunted wolf!
Host: Stop, stop !! Well, what is it, really? .. Before time, they climb onto the stage, spoil the script ... Where is the presenter? Why did you let these teens sing here?
Host: But it’s itself ...
Host: So what? Now the mother-heroine should come out .... that is, the mother of the heroine .... Go ahead, let's text !!
Presenter: Well, in general ... (looks at a piece of paper) about an obedient girl whose name was Little Red Riding Hood. Mom loved her without memory ...
Mom Hats: Where is my hat? Just there was ... And where is my cloak? Literally nothing can be left ... (sits in front of the mirror, powdering) Matilda !!
Matilda: Yes, Madame.
Mom Hats: Matilda, where is my hat?
Matilda: You are sitting on her, Madame.
Mom Hats: Yes?! .. Indeed ... And where is my cloak?
Matilda: Yesterday you tore her up, madam. When doing aerobics.
Mom Hats: What are you talking about? Did I do aerobics in a chinchilla cape?
Matilda: You forgot to take her off, Madame.
Mom Hats: My Impressario called from Rome?
Matilda: Yes, tomorrow you have a concert in La Scala. Duet with Pavarotti.
Mom Hats: With this fat man? .. I like the Basque more. Okay, book your evening flight tickets.
Matilda: And another event, Madame. Today is your mother’s birthday.
Mom Hats: Oh my God, how could I forget! .. But I can’t cancel the performance. Matilda, find Little Red Riding Hood and bring her to me. She is a kind girl and will not refuse to congratulate her grandmother.
While Matilda is walking behind the Cap, Mom (under the phonogram) rehearses the opera aria.
Little Red Riding Hood (appears with Matilda): Well, what else?
Mom: Have you done your homework?
Little Red Riding Hood: Mom, it's been a long time since the holidays.
Mom: What about exams? Are you preparing for exams?
Riding Hood: Exams ended three days ago.
Mom: What is it on your head?
Riding Hood: Mom, it's a little red riding hood. My grandmother tied it to me, I have been wearing it for eight years, almost without taking it off. She covers her bald well.
Mom: What? !!
Riding Hood: Joke!
Matilda: Madam, you wanted to send a hat to congratulate your grandmother.
Mom: Ah, yes ... My daughter, I’m flying on tour today, and you will have to congratulate your grandmother. To give her such a gift ... Here's the money for you, run to the supermarket, buy some cake, pastries, fruit ... a bottle of olive oil ...
Riding Hood: May I take your Renault?
Mom: Of course not! .. You are a minor, in addition you will also be drunk on the way back. Go rollerblading.
Riding Hood: Yes, I’d better then straight through the forest ... (leaves)
PICTURE 2.
Twilight. In the background - a hunched figure is sneaking along the wall.
Figure: (first in a whisper, and then louder): Mommy! Mommy !!
Mom (sitting in a chair, with his back to the audience): Are you something, Son?
Son: I'm the most ... Called, Mom?
Mommy (turns to the audience): Yes, Sonny, he called. One thing to do is crank up a trifle. Meet me in the nearest fishing line with my contact and get goods from him.
Son: I’m listening, boss! (tries to run away)
Mom: Where are you, dunce! Here you need a disguise ... Dress up to avert eyes. (ponders) You loved books in your childhood?
Son: Yeah, mommy read to me, before going to bed. That is, of course, not you, but a real, natural such mommy ...
Son: Yeah, such a fool, trampled into the forest at night looking with a grocery bag.
Mom: Here, you need to squint under it. Then I picked up some rags for you, get dressed.
Son: I will not dress the girl.
Mommy: A hundred greens for every rag.
Sonny (feverishly pushing on the cap of the Beanie): Come on, I'll tie the ribbons into pigtails!
Mom: you will manage. You’ll tighten the rubber bands. In general, you go straight along the main ... ugh! .. you walk along the street to the forest, then left to the nearest edge.
Son: This is where the beer stall last summer stood?
Mommy: In-in. There will come a wolf to you ...
Son: Which wolf?
Mom: Well, our man is in wolf skin. With him, two more sixes will be bunnies jumping - on a skater. As you see a wolf, shout with a good obscenity: “Guard! Save, help !! ”and pass out. Here, do not forget the grocery bag. You’ll put the goods there. When everyone leaves the fringe, get up, take your bag and go straight here. Got it?
Son: Not all. And where is grandmother?
Mom: What a grandmother?
Son: In a fairy tale, the old woman was still. In the bed.
Mom: We can arrange for you an old woman in bed. But first do the thing.
Son: That's right, boss! (leaves)
PICTURE 3.
The edge of the forest. A wolf and two hares peep out from behind the trees.
Wolf: Check there, is everything quiet?
Hares: Quiet, order.
Wolf: Well, come on, bunnies, until we reach our laps.
Song of the Wolf and the Hares:
In the dark blue forest
Where the aspens tremble
Where from the sorcerer's oaks
Falling foliage
Two pocked peasants
Mowed under the bunnies,
Together with the wolf singing
Strange words:
All in chorus: But we do not care
We do not care -
We will give the goods
And go into the bushes.
We have a deal
In the most terrible hour.
Who goes? Atas!
Only not the cops!
Wolf: A sorcerer oaks
Whispers in the fog
The filthy cops
Ears stand on end.
Treading hares grass
And circling the meadow
And all the more powerful
They sing a song:
All in chorus: But we do not care
We do not care -
We will give the goods
And go into the bushes.
We have a deal
In the most terrible hour.
Who goes? Atas!
Only not the cops!
Hares: Atas !! Someone is coming!
Wolf: In the bushes! (everyone is hiding)
Little Red Riding Hood, singing a song, goes to the edge.
Wolf (coming out from behind a bush): Where are you going, Little Red Riding Hood?
Little Red Riding Hood: Wolf ?! Present? In our forest? Yes, since three years I have been collecting waste paper here and catch butterflies!
Wolf: Something you're not saying. Not according to the script.
Little Red Riding Hood: Well, what, I have to shout “Guard! Save, help! ”Or what?
Wolf: Now, now everything is correct. Come on here bag!
Riding Hood: What did you want! (they pull each other’s bags until one of the birds with one stone gives the cap to the cap. The cap falls and loses consciousness).
Wolf: Something about Mommy’s boy is some untrained ... (puts a bag of goods on the ground) Hares, leave!
Riding Hood (wakes up): Well, nevermind! Wolf, you know, the orderly of the forest !! Did he run away from the zoo? Together with the hares ... Oh, my bag is kind of full. Okay, granny was already waiting. (leaves, rubbing her side and shaking off)
Sonny appears in a suit of a hat. He looks around, marking the edge of the forest.
Son: La la la la poplar! It's me, Little Red Riding Hood, I'm going to my grandmother, now a wolf will come towards me ... So will it come out or not?
(silence, birdsong)
Son: Sentry. Save, understand, help. (louder) Guard! GUARD!! Shorth take it !!
Wolf (peeping from behind a bush): Why are you yelling like a cut one?
Son: Mikhail Svetlov I ... pah, that is, Little Red Riding Hood! You don’t see what: here is an apron, here is a hat, here is a bag. Guard!!
Wolf: I don’t understand anything. There was already a hat, took the goods.
Son: I'm a Riding Hood !! Guard, save, help, fainting - and the goods in the bag!
Wolf: So that’s why she didn’t give her bag back ...
Son: Who?
Wolf: Girl in a red hat. She, it turns out, was real.
Son: Mommy will kill me! And by the way, he’ll kill you all!
Wolf: Where did she go? (to hares) Have you heard?
Hares: (vying) She went to her grandmother. Over that path. Probably in the cottage village.
Wolf: I know a shorter road! Get ahead of the girl and make an ambush!
(run away)
PICTURE 4.
Grandma’s room.
Pumped up grandmother in a tracksuit is training (pounding a punching bag, pushing up on the floor, twisting nunchucks, etc.)
Grandmother (without stopping training): Pull the rope, granddaughter, - the door will open!
The door opens, the crash of a bucket and the sound of a falling body are heard.
Sonny and the Hares come in, dragging the lifeless Wolf.
Son: Ba-ba-la, hello! How are you ... (stops short, staring at Grandma in shock) Oh! ... Why do you have such big legs?
Grandma: To stand your ground stronger.
Son: Granny, why do you have such big hands?
Grandma: To hold arms tight.
Son: Granny, and why are you so big biceps?
Grandmother: To immediately cut down uninvited guests so that extra nonsense is not chatted! (makes the hook right).
Full knockout. The son falls into the hands of hares.
Hares: Eco you, grandmother, didn’t deal with your granddaughter! ..
Grandmother: My granddaughter has the input keys; she doesn’t break down the door like a rector.
Ringing keys. The door opens, Little Red Riding Hood enters.
Little Red Riding Hood: Hello, Grandma! I congratulate you on Christmas Day ... (stops half a word, looking at Grandma in shock) We haven't seen each other for a long time, listen ... Did you take up bodybuilding? Hair dyed? Has she put in her teeth? Do you wear lenses? ..
Grandma: Where is the present?
Little Red Riding Hood: Here you go. Cake "Curly guy", profiteroles ... What is it? ..
Grandmother abruptly pulls out her bag, takes out a shapeless bundle.
Grandma: These are five ultrasound submachine guns with full ammunition. Gift what you need! ..
Wolf (recovering): This is my present! .. that is, the goods. Hares, extinguish the grandmother, take away the trunks!
Grandmother (tearing off a wig and a scarf): Captain Pronin, special department. (points a gun at Wolf) Hands up!
Wolf is trying to run through the door.
Hares throw off their ears and block his path.
Hares: Lieutenant Tails! Sergeant Squint! Stand, you are arrested!
Wolf: Farmer Seledkin, Ivan Spiridonovich! I admit sincerely: I handed over the weapon in the forest, voluntarily - to this girl, that guy in the hat (nods at Sonny) for the first time I see, I came here because I was in an hurry to help an elderly woman who was in a difficult situation.
Pronin: Well, you are good at composing! Tails, dossier!
Khvostikov (reads the file): Terrorist and arms dealer Kolbasaev Hamil Barabekovich. Nicknamed the Wolf.
Squint: Had to hand over a weapon to a binder named Sonny.
Pronin: Take it away!
Hares lead the Wolf and drag the Son.
Pronin: And to you, girl, I thank you on behalf of the special department!
Little Red Riding Hood: Gratitude is good, but where is my grandmother?
Pronin: Pensioner Samovarova was isolated in a closet - in full uniform, until the conflict was resolved.
The real Grandma appears, wearing glasses and a handkerchief.
Grandma: Hello, granddaughter!
Little Red Riding Hood: Hello, Granny! Happy Birthday to You! Only here is your cake, pastries and olive oil - everything is in the forest, under a bush, lying around ...
Little Red Riding Hood's mom and Matilda appear.
Mom Hats: Didn’t wait? .. Congratulations to the birthday girl! And imagine, I’m not the only one who is losing everything: when we came here, we found a whole grocery set right under the bush! .. (takes out all the presents)
Riding Hood: Aren't you singing with Pavarotti?
Mom: I lost plane tickets somewhere ... I never found. I had to cancel the performance.
Matilda: Nothing, Madame, Pavarotti can somehow cope alone.
Grandmother: And let us sing here without him - our beloved! ..
FINAL SONG:
Gray wolves and enemy regiments
Evil fangs sharpen us
But from the taiga to the British seas
Little Red Riding Hood all stronger!
A basket with a girl’s hand
And we all must, uncontrollably
Go to prom night !!
A fairy tale is fun, but a hint is true.
You need to remember the main lesson:
If you walk with wolves in the forest,
You won’t get your sausage!
So let Red squeeze passionately
A basket with a girl’s hand
And we all must, uncontrollably
Go to prom night !!
How would they say "Little Red Riding Hood" ...
Edgar Allan Poe
At the edge of the old, gloomy forest, wrapped in a mysteriously stiff veil of forest, above which dark clouds of ominous fumes were worn and a fatal sound of shackles was heard, Red Riding Hood lived in mystical horror.
Ernst Hemingway
Mother came in, she put a purse on the table. There was milk, white bread and eggs in the wallet.
“Here,” said the mother.
“What,” Little Red Riding Hood asked her.
“This,” said the mother, “you will take to your grandmother.”
“Okay,” Little Red Riding Hood said.
“And look at both,” said the mother, “Wolf.”
- Yes.
Mother watched her daughter, whom everyone called the Little Red Riding Hood, because she always wore a red cap, went out and, looking at her departing daughter, her mother thought it was very dangerous to let her alone into the forest; and, moreover, she thought that the wolf began to appear there again; and thinking this, she felt herself starting to worry.
Guy de Maupassant
The wolf met her. He examined her with that special look that an experienced Parisian lecher casts at the provincial coquette, which is still trying to pass itself off as innocent. But he believes in her innocence no more than herself and seems to see already how she undresses, how her skirts fall one by one and she remains only in a shirt, under which the sweet forms of her body are outlined.
Victor Hugo
Little Red Riding Hood trembled. She was alone. She was alone, like a needle in the desert, like a grain of sand among the stars, like a gladiator among poisonous snakes, like a somnambulist in the stove ...
Jack London
But she was the worthy daughter of her race; in her veins flowed strong blood of the white conquerors of the North. Therefore, without blinking an eye, she rushed at the wolf, dealt him a crushing blow and immediately reinforced him with one classic uppercut. The wolf ran in fear. She looked after him, smiling with her charming female smile. Ozazkah.ru - site
Yaroslav Hasek
- Oh, and what have I done? muttered the Wolf. - In a word, he managed it.
Honore de Balzac
The wolf reached the grandmother's house and knocked on the door. This door was made in the middle of the 17th century by an unknown craftsman. He carved it from a Canadian oak that was fashionable at that time, gave it a classic shape and hung it on iron loops, which, at one time, might have been good, but they creaked terribly now. There were no ornaments and patterns on the door, only one scratch was visible in the lower right corner, which was said to have been made by Celestin de Chavard, spokeswoman of Marie Antoinette and cousin of her grandmother's grandfather, Little Red Riding Hood. The rest of the door was ordinary, and therefore should not dwell on it in more detail.
Oscar Wilde
Wolf. Sorry, you don’t know my name, but ...
Grandmother. Oh, it doesn't matter. In modern society, one who does not have a good name is used. What can I serve?
Wolf. You see ... I'm really sorry, but I came to eat you.
Grandmother. How sweet. You are a very witty gentleman.
Wolf. But I am speaking seriously.
Grandmother. And it gives a special sparkle to your wit.
Wolf. I am glad that you do not take seriously the fact that I just told you.
Grandmother. Today, taking things seriously is a manifestation of bad taste.
Wolf. And what should we take seriously?
Grandmother. Of course to nonsense. But you are unbearable.
Wolf. When is a wolf unbearable?
Grandmother. When bored with questions.
Wolf. What about a woman?
Grandmother. When no one can put it in its place.
Wolf. You are very strict about yourself.
Grandmother. I count on your modesty.
Wolf. You can believe it. I will not say a word to anyone (eats it).
Grandmother. (from the belly of the Wolf). It’s a pity that you hurried. I was just about to tell you one instructive story.
Erich Maria Remarque
Come to me, ”said the Wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood poured two glasses of cognac and sat on the bed to him. They inhaled the familiar aroma of cognac.
There was longing and fatigue in this cognac - longing and tiredness of the dying twilight. Cognac was life itself.
“Of course,” she said. “We have nothing to hope for.” I have no future.
The wolf was silent. He agreed with her.
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