Jokes for the April 1 script. A party that prolongs life: preparing for the holiday of laughter for adults
The day of laughter and fun is celebrated every year on April 1. And on this day, people play each other, laugh and enjoy life. And sketches for the most fun holiday of the year will be most welcome. We have prepared for you two scenes for April 1, which you can put anywhere. The first scene is funny and funny ditties, and the second is first-person poetic stories about life and everything connected with it. So read, put and laugh. After all, he laughs once a year.
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No. 1 - Ditties for you
2 people come out (men).
as of the first of April
i wanted to have fun
i looked at the salary
and cried from laughter
loves to joke
people like to breed
we will not call him
still know it ... (losing)
After the first of April,
I don’t have to work at all,
A hangover tormenting me
It’s like I celebrated the New Year!
To laugh, to joke,
I need to go to the housing and communal services,
There's fun with a bang
Sending who to where
This year we wish
For the elections to be postponed
On the first of April,
Then there will be fun
And finish the presentation,
Congratulations on April!
And we want to wish you:
At night, dark children plan!
And for this we wish the men
So that you love your women,
Well, women could always,
And their head didn’t hurt!
In general, this is a joke
Only you know one thing
Every joke has a truth
(Names) performed for you here!
No. 2 - Joke
There are 4 women, 1 older (mother), and 3 younger (daughters).
1. Don't scold me mom
'Cause I only found out today
What does he have besides me
There is a lover and a second wife!
I wanted to scandal him
He threatened to put him in jail!
Ah, what a sorrow!
Why did you marry the prosecutor!
2. Don't scold me mom
I didn’t know
What is he hiding from me
In Switzerland, a mansion and bills,
And also an apartment in Moscow,
Why is it all to me
Today I'm all in tears
The oligarch deceived me!
3. Don't scold me mom
I was very stubborn
I wanted to marry the president,
And she married a correspondent,
Now I’m just watching the president on TV,
and I want to quit the correspondent!
But such a misfortune will happen,
He writes in the newspapers about me,
Bad comments
I’d better marry the president!
Mother:
Well, what a trouble ?!
It would be better if I gave birth to boys!
3 girls leave and men enter.
1. Mom do not scold me!
I sold the apartment!
I bought a house abroad,
And I'm leaving to live in Nice
Please don’t worry,
I became an oligarch!
2. Mom do not scold me,
Raised me now.
Apparently, I made a splash
After all, now I'm a prosecutor!
Let the bandits all fear
And don’t worry mom!
3. Mom do not scold me,
I became the president here!
Now I rule the country
I am leading our Russia!
So everything will be alright
The president will not forget you!
Mother:
I dare to dream of such a thing
Only the first of April!
April Fool’s and Humor Day is an occasion to make friends, have fun or find cool scripts for April 1 and how to spend a humorous evening.
Scenario "The law is not written for fools"
At the very beginning of the evening it is necessary to announce to the guests that during the whole party there will be a competition for the best draw, and of course it will not be amiss to warn guests in advance that they will prepare their draws in advance. And at the end of the evening, for the best draw, the winner is awarded an incentive prize, it is better if he is funny. After the announcement of the first competition, everyone is invited to the table, which also would not hurt to arrange in an unusual, appropriate holiday. For example, if you put inedible dishes or objects disguised as food on the table interspersed with normal food. Now more and more all kinds of dummies are on sale at first glance very much like real dishes.
Since April 1 is a celebration of laughter and fun, you can hold another contest throughout the evening - this is a competition for the best joke. The winner of this contest also needs to prepare a funny gift.
During the feast, you can hold a contest of funny puzzles.
After the feast, it's time to offer guests the most real April Fools' entertainment. It will be better if you alternate rallies and games so that there is an effect of surprise.
Degree of sobriety
This is a very simple and fun game to entertain guests. The host calls various words, and the guests in a chorus, quickly and without thinking, call the diminutive form of this word. For instance:
Mom mom
Slipper slipper
Handbag
Light bulb
Goat
Rose rose
Vodka
Correctly of course “vodichka”, but for some reason, in most cases, already tipsy guests answer “vodka”. With this word, the facilitator stops the game and announces to all participants the diagnosis: "increased butylism."
Traffic Police
Three or four daredevils are invited to participate in the draw and it is announced that they need to overcome the distance in "super-modern race cars." Participants are given basins at which they should get to the finish line as soon as possible. At the finish line is the “traffic police inspector” (leader), who stops the fastest rider and asks him to submit documents. Naturally, there are no documents, then the inspector offers to breathe into the tube (balloon), and you must breathe until the balloon bursts. Then the detainee is invited to go the distance, since the phone turned out to be damaged. Three or four empty bottles are placed on the floor in front of the player, between which the player must pass. While the player is blindfolded, assistants quickly remove the bottles. And under the cheerful laughter of the "offender" winds on the floor. Well, the last test is to proclaim the tongue twister loudly and clearly: "Sasha walked along the highway and sucked the dryer." After the participant does this, announce to him that he is completely drunk, as he has not passed a single sobriety test. At the end of the competition, the participant will be given a “reinforcing liquid” as a consolation prize, it may be a bottle of wine or vodka.
Question: what is MEA?
Everyone is invited to participate. Participants sit in a circle and the leader tells them that each of them has a MEA and the task is to find it. Participants need to ask leading questions that can only be answered with “yes” or “no.” The game ends when someone first does not guess what the IPU. And this is just "My Right Neighbor."
Reflection
One participant is invited for this draw. The player is given a mirror, felt-tip pen and paper. He needs to connect ten points on a piece of paper, looking at the paper in reflection in the mirror. In this case, the leader writes down everything that the participant said. When the task is completed by all those present, the “speech” of the artist is read out and it is announced that these words (name of the participant) were uttered (a) during his first wedding night.
Divination
In the midst of a dance pause, a gypsy bursts into the hall and invites everyone to read fortunes on the arm. Examples of comic predictions:
Different diseases are waiting for you, infectious diseases. And not because the lines are bad, but because the hands are dirty.
Wai, dear, I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer, in the evening - for the girls.
Oh dear, a heavy blow awaits you! In the morning, when you get up on the scales.
Oh, I see, they will put an eye on you, and also a heart, lungs, a liver. And on top is something long, thin ... Ah, herring!
You will sleep, dear softly, you will sleep sweetly ... until the cake is pulled out from under you.
Ask to shake off the ash from a cigarette in the palm of your hand and draw as many circles with your forefinger as the fortuneteller is old. When the one to whom it is wondered does it, carefully examine his palm: Wai, wai, what I see ... A good ashtray will never come out of you!
And in my pants ... 2
Everyone is taking part, everyone must name their neighbor on the right the name of any film. The neighbor must remember him. And now all the same lines say: "And in my pants ..." and they name the name of the film, which his neighbor told him.
Catch, fish, catch!
This contest for artistry, all interested men are invited and line up. Participants must complete the actions that the facilitator will tell them. And the host, meanwhile, begins to read the text:
You come fishing (participants depict walking in place with fishing rods allegedly thrown over their shoulders). Take a look around - wonderful places. You try the water - cold. copyright - http://sc-pr.ru Well, now you can unwind fishing rods. Throw fishing rods. But if you cross from the coast to a pebble, you can throw a fishing rod deeper, the catch will be better. Everything is fine, only the water gets higher and higher, it’s better to roll up your legs so that you don’t get wet. Water is higher, roll even higher.
After that, you turn to the audience and announce: “And now, among our participants, a competition for the most beautiful legs is being announced!”
Zoo
Prepare in advance small pieces of paper on which write the name of one animal. Everyone is invited to this contest, pieces of paper are given to them all. Participants need to read their paper so that no one sees what is written there. So, the leader announces that as soon as he names the name of the animal, the person who has this animal written on a piece of paper should quickly sit on the floor. The host begins the story of how he went to the zoo and whom he saw there. When he comes to the name of the desired animal, he pronounces it loudly. The whole joke of the rally is as soon as the name of the animal is pronounced, then all the participants flop on the floor together, because everyone has the same animal.
And of course, funny prizes with surprises are appropriate on such a holiday. Here are examples of such prizes:
a small souvenir wrapped in a large number of boxes and wrapping paper.
a head of cabbage from which a stump is cut out, and a sheet of paper is written on the emptiness formed on which is written: “So big, but you believe in fairy tales!”
beads made of sweets.
a mirror with the inscription: "it's you."
Designer - a box of matches and glue stick.
allowance of a realtor - a children's fairy tale "Teremok".
to the beginning musician - a whistle.
a set of a real man - a bottle of beer and a newspaper.
And remember, your task is to amuse the guests, not to laugh at them. Therefore, in no case do not trust the touchy person the role of the "victim" of the rally.
On this page you will find interesting jokes and contests, as well as fun scenarios:
Humorous scene on April 1. Scene for the holiday. Day of humor at school.
We bring to your attention a humorous sketch with which you can speak at the school holiday Day of Humor (April 1 at school).
Scene text:
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Petya, I remember last year you were a double And this year - you have all the solid fives. How did that happen? What made you take up the mind?
Yes ... a long story ... And sad to the same ...
Why so? Tell me.
Well then. It started on a typical day. I’m returning home with three deuces, however, as usual in those days. There are no parents at home. Like everyone else, they work. I'm going, then I'm eating. Well ... I think now I’ll warm everything up and eat.
I’m taking a pan, I wanted to pour borsch, but it, the pan, is empty! I looked closely, and at the bottom - a note from the parents:
Petya, as you know, but until you start studying, you won’t have any food! How much can one bring home deuces. Your Dad and Mom!
I quickly darted to the pan. And there, in hear, instead of normal cutlets - some scary ones from a buryak. And again, a note from the parents: Son, until you start studying for five, there will no longer be meat cutlets! Anyway, beetle helps to develop memory!
And what is the most offensive - this is the situation with all the food! Everywhere I don't stumble — instead of normal, human food — there are only notes and something inedible. Can you imagine?!? Even a pathetic cookie to drink tea - no !!! Would you know what I found in the sugar bowl?!? Sand! The real sand. From the river! It's good that I did not pour it into a mug. And most importantly - the snide little note in the sugar bowl was: “This is sand to brainwash you! This is useful!" Can you imagine
And I called these people my parents!?!? Eeeh ... and also smart and educated people, called ... Mom - Ph.D. Pedagogical. And dad, so he generally - head of the department at the university. He teaches pedagogy!
Well, what was I to do? So I decided that all right, this time I’ll learn these lessons. And the next day, I will specially pull a hand in all the lessons!
But it’s still a hunt to eat ... I looked around, and then it dawned on me !!! Our cat, Murfusha is moody. She doesn’t eat any food. And in her bowl, the shrimp are even fresh! And wheat porridge right there. And next to it, on the second plate - generally a jumble - a piece of sausage is delicious and a little friskasa. That's all I quickly capitalized! Friskas only left Murfushke. Not to eat the cat completely ... And you know what I want to say - everything is delicious!
Tasty ... but not enough. How much is that cat plate ?! Very little. And here, I look, at our dog Kroshka - a bone heals, chicken, and even with delicious slices of meat ... But we only call our pet Kroshka, in fact - Kroshka is quite a big dog! So, I could not pull a bone. Our Baby quickly explained everything to me about his bone. And I guessed - that a bone idea is bad!
Anyway. Thanks to Murfush - I will not die of hunger. Finally, I gulped a seagull. True, without sugar ... and without tea too ... and went to learn lessons!
Parents returned in the evening. They looked at the refrigerator and asked me, “Why, in fact, didn’t I eat anything?” And so, with a mockery, they look at me. And I feel that I am becoming like our great dane when I tried to take a bone from him. Resentment in me and rushing, so rushing. I show them, it appears, empty pots along with their notes.
And they suddenly began to laugh. They laugh at me right up to tears. And then they say - so today, April 1!
And food by the shaft in the fridge. Only on the bottom shelf. Paper covered. In the trays is. And there is even sugar with tea - only in other banks, with the words “Oatmeal” and “Black Pepper”.
To play, you see, they decided me. The Jokers ... however. In the evening, of course, I ate already from the heart. And I didn’t even try to pick up Kroshkin again. But I learned the lessons that night. Do not throw them out of my head. And the next day, I decided to ask for the board. No wonder that he taught yesterday. In one lesson he answered, in the second, in the third ... And do not believe it - I even liked it myself!
And then - imperceptibly and got involved in teaching lessons. So he became an excellent student. And our dog, Baby - began to respect me too. Although now, he constantly carries his bones with him. Apparently does not risk leaving in a saucer.
This is the story, Petya. Directly some kind of series. But what about your cat?
Oooh ... not everything is so smooth. She is our Persian. Arrogant Persian But for not letting me die of hunger, I respect her! Seriously, respect!
This is April 1, I had last year. Memorable is April 1st! Do you know what I understand? Laziness is a strong thing, but ... whatever one may say, hunger is still stronger. And, no matter how strange it may seem, I am grateful to my parents for this story from April 1. She taught me a lot!
One question is eating me. And what would my mothers and fathers say, colleagues - teachers, if they were told what non-educational methods they bring up their son ?!
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More sketches for school:
April Fool's Day is a holiday familiar from childhood. Who did not try to deceive classmates in early childhood? Yes, and adult uncles and aunts succumb to the temptation and play friends and colleagues. But, the wide celebration of the Day of Laughter somehow did not take root. I am not talking about Gabrovo festivals and Odessa humor here; this celebration is on a different level. Although these holidays have now somehow calmed down for other events. But the holiday is wonderful!
Proposed april 1 party script "April Fool's Day"help you shake off endless worries from your shoulders and just “play a little naughty,” as Carlson used to say. Such a party can be held at school at the class hour, at home in a friendly company, and even at the workplace during the lunch break. Give explosions of laughter, blinding smiles, amazing mood!
The holiday is "budgetary": minimum funds will be required, and preparation will not take much time. Additional materials, music, tips for the organizers are attached.
Required requisite:
- medals-tokens "Himself a fool!" - winners in competitions are awarded.
- Oops! - losers receive contests. Important! The forfeits must be different, or they must be signed during the "distribution", as they will be required to play forfeits;
- the printed text of the professor’s speech “Laughter is a serious matter” (see Appendix 1);
- glasses, a briefcase, a decanter, a folder with papers for the monologue "Laughter is a serious matter";
- Quiz "Scrabble" printed by the number of players (see Appendix 2);
- pairs of aces of black and red suits in the number of players (teams);
- Printed by the number of players Appendix 3. Chastooshki - zaviralki;
- containers for playing forfeits: two boxes, or two caps;
- Fanta with tasks;
- newspaper clippings with article titles for the contest "And I have in my pants!"
The script for the party "April Fool's Day"
Leading: If you look at the calendar of holidays, you can doubt the correctness of the proverb "business time - fun hour." What holidays only! State, Worldwide, folk, religious, unusual and simply ridiculous. We celebrate some, forget about others, do not know about others at all. But there is one holiday, which is not always celebrated on a large scale, however, it is remembered by both old and young. And this is April 1 - April Fool's Day, or April Fool's Day.
Why don't we celebrate this day today? We will not go deep into, recalling where he came from, especially since many countries claim the primacy of the celebration of this day. But what we need to do on this day, we will try to identify. Answers from the place are welcome!
(approximate answers: laugh, joke, cheat, play)
The first contest "To disarm - to cushion"
Leading: So the first competition drew. Let's recall the synonyms for the word "play."
An auction of synonyms is being held.
(possible answers: cheat, fool, pin up, play a trick, fool, poke, pretend to put on a mask, play a comedy, pin up, pretend, play a joke, powder your brain, mystify, podoegirit and podkuzimit)
The participant who has given the last word wins and receives the “Medal token”. The one who expressed the first token is its Fant Token.
Costume room. Monologue by Professor Goremykin
Leading: Despite the fact that the holiday is not serious (is it possible to talk about laughter seriously?)
The "Professor" appears. A solid uncle with glasses, a yarmulke, with a briefcase, such an image of a lecturer familiar from Soviet films.
Professor: Allow me!
Leading: You do not agree, dear!
Professor: Of course not! And now I will prove it to everyone!
Leading: Let me introduce our guest - Senior Researcher, Research Institute HA-HA, Dean of the Jokes Department of the Russian Academy of Laughter, Professor Goremykin.
The host fussily sets up a “pulpit”, a carafe of water, a glass.
Professor: (speaks very seriously) I would like to refute the statement of the Presenter that you cannot talk about laughter seriously. Our NII HA-HA has been working on the problem of laughter for several years now, and I must say that laughter requires respect. I have prepared some small abstracts here and ask you to relate to these calculations without irony.
The professor opens a folder with papers, a lot of sheets, a lot! The kind of professor is very serious. Pausing periodically and looking around the audience, the Professor reads.
Hint for the organizers: look at the text, trim it if necessary, but keep the tone of "scientific research". In Appendix 1. Laughter is a serious matter - the text of the speech of Professor Goremykin.
Appendix 1. Laughter is a serious matter.docx
LECTURE OF PROFESSOR "LAUGHTER - SERIOUS BUSINESS".
People, gentlemen, comrades, tend to joke. The roots and origins of the emergence of laughter by science are not fully understood. However, a study of the bones of a fossil man gives irrefutable evidence of the presence of laughter already in that wild time. People joke that over the past period, the planet’s seismic stations have registered thousands of laughter explosions, whose total capacity was ..., which is thirteen times the power of world nuclear weapons. It is pleasant to note that humo-achievements have risen one more step: two new jokes have been invented, and one old is forgotten. However, one cannot ignore some of the shortcomings. So, on the ground there are cases of “piercing with wit”, “raising (and not lowering) to laugh”, public “planting in a puddle” and (sadly!) A significant number of isolated cases of “bursting with laughter”. The latter is explained by medicine, as a consequence of the psychophysical weakness of the organisms of the victims caused by prolonged laughter. Consequently, the empirically proven reversal of the principle "In a healthy body - a healthy mind." A new epoch-making result was obtained: "A merry spirit is in a healthy body." From April 1 of this year, right after the rain (on Thursday), a network of stalls-reception centers for jokes-jokes opens. In this regard, new horizons of laughter are opening up. But, unfortunately, you can still meet unmocked individuals. Not yet resolved some other problems. In particular, the processes of increasing humor activity during periods of increasing galactic displacements, after increasing prices for fountain pens and the invention of Urkagan sandals, have not been studied much. Neither modern science nor Mr. Petrosyan can give answers to these questions yet. These issues are not covered in the classics either. O. Bender did not wear sandals, and E. Tucker did not need a fountain pen. So it’s too early to calm down. Laughter is a serious matter.
Leading: Thank professors, friends!
Applause
Second contest - quiz "Scrabble"
Leading: Let’s try and we will take Laughter seriously. I suggest you answer the questions of the quiz, which is designed for people not only with a sense of humor, but also individuals with high intelligence. Guess the words and feel confident with just that face (or any other part of the body). Time to resolve is limited.
For organizers: select questions 10-12, check whether it is possible to keep within a minute. Hand out printed quizzes (see Appendix 2. Scrabble Quiz) to guests. The quiz, naturally, comic in the questions themselves contains the answer.
Appendix 2. Quiz Scrabble.
Sounds 1. Timer
Quiz "Scrabble".
2. The river on which stands the city of Komsomolsk-on-Amur (4 letters)
3. Monetary unit of the Eurozone (4 letters
4. Regional center in the Khabarovsk Territory - (9 letters)
5. A common insect, the hero of the saying "Hello, heart friend, roast cockroach" (7 letters)
6. The month in which the Great October Revolution took place (6 letters)
(for organizers: the only answer that is not in the question: the month of the October Revolution - November according to the modern Gregorian calendar)
7. The capital of the Principality of Smolensk (8 letters)
8. Surname of a football player, one of the Berezutsky brothers (10 letters)
9. The surname of the protagonist of the novel in Pushkin’s poems "Eugene Onegin" (6 letters)
10. Homeland of English football (6 letters)
11. A condition (other than wakefulness), which was the starting point of the comedy "A Midsummer Night's Dream", invented by Shakespeare once (3 letters)
13. Party alias of grandfather Lenin (5 letters)
14. Inventor of the Geiger counter - (6 letters)
15. Surname of the breeder of the Oryol trotters (5 letters)
16. Fish soup served by the host from the Krylov fable "Demyanov's ear" (3 letters)
17. Alcoholic drink, included in the name of the Soviet artist Petrov-Vodkin (5 letters)
18. The traveler who discovered Cape Dezhnev (6 letters)
Leading: The first thing that comes to mind when mentioning April 1 is a hoax, a hoax. There is even such a sign: the more a person is deceived, the better. Here we are now engaged in hoaxes, practical jokes.
Third competition"Do you believe that ..."
Leading: The rules of the game are extremely simple: if you believe, raise a card of red suit, no - black.
Do you believe that ...
- in the Chukchi drama theater, the Shakespearean text now sounds like this: "Plague on both your plague!"?
Leading: This, of course, is not true.
- do the words "cosmos" and "cosmetics" come from one "grandparent"?
Leading: It really is. "Cosmos" comes from the Greek verb "cosmeo": "clean up", "arrange", "decorate". The ancient Greeks believed that their world, their cosmos was arranged reasonably and harmoniously. Cosmetics also come from Cosmeo: after all, it adorns our faces, brings order to them.
- is the ostrich's eyes larger than its brain?
Leading: It's true. The largest bird on Earth does not shine with brains)))
- scarfs "spider webs", which are in great demand among fashionistas, zealous housewives knit from poplar fluff?
Leading: It is not true. But needlewomen create very beautiful paintings from poplar fluff.
- in Italy, is a husband entitled to demand a divorce if the wife forces him to do the dishes or do other homework?
Leading: It's true. At least at the end of the twentieth century, one woman from Milan allowed herself to disagree with such a reason. However, the court considered his wife’s actions “a serious violation of the law” and divorced the spouses.
- curly people have more convolutions than people with straight hair?
Leading: Not true. This bike was composed by one inveterate liar. And he was able to upset his girlfriend, whose hair curled only after the passes of the hairdresser.
- that catch phrase "Elementary, Watson!" the famous Sherlock Holmes never uttered?
Leading: True. Not one of Conan Doyle’s stories has such a phrase. And she appeared in 1929, when the film "The Return of Sherlock Holmes" was shot in England.
- what did the lamp of Ilyich invented by Vladimir Ilyich Lenin?
Leading: Not true. So they began to call the first light bulbs that appeared in peasant houses, after the announcement and implementation of the famous GOERLO plan.
Leading: How many good and correct words are said about the Truth. Lying is considered a vice, and even a sin. Sometimes we cheat out of fear, and sometimes out of compassion. It is not for nothing that such expressions as “Falsehood”, “Holy Falsehood” live. I will say more: psychologists believe that children's lies are useful! She is akin to creativity, she arouses imagination. Moreover, the same experts on human souls claim that mentally retarded children never lie. So do not really scold children who are excitedly talking about their fantastic adventures. And how can you get around this useful (see above) human vice on April Fool's Day? We will not go around, but will plunge headlong into the "stupid foes".
The fourth contest "Do you believe - do not believe?"
Leading: Contestants tell unlikely stories from life. The opponent is invited to answer whether this actually happened, or the story is a figment of the imagination of a competitor. Before the story begins, the “most truthful person" lays aside a card (black or red), which will later confirm a fiction or a lie told by a story.
The game "Do you believe do not believe?"
Fifth Competition "Situations"
Leading: It should be noted the good preparation of our players. It is immediately obvious that life experience in matters of "swindle" has a fair amount of it. Well, let's see how they can apply this knowledge in practice. Two to three winners of the previous one are invited. They will show how their theoretical experience can be put into practice. Imagine the following situation:
For woman:
You came to work (to school, college), took off your coat and found that you forgot to wear a skirt. Your actions?
For a man:
You returned home, took off your shoes, and found that on your feet are different socks, and one of them is not yours. This was noticed by the wife. Your explanation?
General situation:
Deep night. You go out into the kitchen and see a stranger. Your actions?
Leading: Well done! We can say that all the participants in the latest compositions are worthy descendants of Baron Munchausen who enjoy the process itself.
Sixth contest "Chastooshki-zaviralki"
Leading: After all, you probably also know such inveterate liars as the aforementioned baron. They juggle words so gracefully, putting forward their delusional hypotheses, relish every word, find such unthinkable arguments with such ease that they seem to begin to believe in the reality of their words. Their confidence is so infectious that an inexperienced listener may doubt that the words of skillful liar are not true. Moreover, it doesn’t matter what topic they have to fantasize about: they revel in their “bullies” with the most serious faces. Here we are now fantasizing. Only our fantasies will be - musical. We will compose and sing ditties. But not simple, but "devious." Don’t worry, you don’t need a special poetic gift, vocal data are also not important. You can also say a ditty. The main thing is to maintain the rhythm and not curb your imagination. And our ditties will be approximately like this:
What's this? And here we have
There was a case once:
In our bath, last tuesday
Diver swam with brass.
Your task, keeping the first two lines,
come up with the last two. Two minutes to prepare.
To organizers: distribute to participants (teams)
sheets of paper with the first lines of ditties
(see Appendix 3. Chastooshki - zaviralki).
Appendix 3. Chastooshki - zaviralki.
Twice Sounds 1. Timer
A contest of ditties is being held.
Seventh contest "Wacky Round Dance"
Leading: So, we are convinced that laughter is present in our lives in almost all areas. So we already managed to talk and sing, we reincarnated and moved our brains, it’s time to move our bodies. I invite everyone to a good old stupid round dance.
Everyone stands in a circle holding hands.
Sounds 2. Lavata (minus)
The host sings: "Together we dance, dance is our cheerful dance, this is Lavata."
After the first line, the Host announces: "My shoulders are good, but the neighbor is better!"
Round dance participants put their hands on the shoulders of their neighbors and continue to dance.
On the next musical phrase Leadingannounces the best waist of a neighbor, (you can offer to dance, holding on to your knees, ears, heels, etc.). In the end, the round dance falls apart. The most persistent are declared winners, and the first ones who have retired receive their “Oops-wrapper”.
(Instead of Lavat, you can conduct a dance game "Forward 4 steps")
The eighth contest "Wacky f a nt "
Leading: It's time to take stock. But first, the players who received the “Oops-candy” should work out their past failure. I ask you to put Oops-wrappers in this capacity, and in this - tasks for the players. So that there is no discrepancy, I need an assistant. He will take the fantas out of this box, and I will say what this fant should do.
Appendix 4. Stupid forfeits.
Ninth contest "And in my pants!"
Leading: And now I will propose to play another phantom, or rather the task, which I propose to fulfill to all those present. It is very simple in this header I have collected newspaper clippings with the title of articles. Each in turn takes out his piece of paper and reads what is written on it. BUT! Before reading, you need to say the following words: "And in my pants" ... and then read the newspaper clipping.
The competition "And in my pants!"
Leading:Well, we evened the odds, now we can summarize. The King of Laughter 20 ... is declared - NN, and our Queen Smile 20 ... also matches him.
Finally Leading can read an excerpt from Leonid Filatov’s comedy “Love for Three Oranges”:
Well, is it possible to imagine a world without jokes ?!
Yes, he would be just a creep without jokes! ..
When the heart is cold, fear and darkness -
Only humor does not let you go crazy !..
A variant of the scenario of the holiday Fool's Day for students look in the document:
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For children, it is very important. All schools necessarily have fun events dedicated to this holiday, and each boy and girl considers it his duty to organize a funny rally to amuse his friends, pals and beloved teachers.
Including, often on April 1, comic scenes are held at the school for children, which increase the mood of the children and charge them with positive energy for a long time.
April 1st Scenes for Junior High School Students
As a rule, comic presentations for primary school students are prepared by parents together with teachers. It is they who think over the script in advance, and also prepare the necessary costumes and attribute. The theme of such a scene, by and large, can be any, but it must be connected with school life.
For example, you can play a little idea of \u200b\u200bthe relationship between the student and teacher or how one of them played the other on the occasion of April 1. It is ridiculous to beat a planned medical examination, during which one of the guys is trying hard to avoid vaccination, but in the end he does not succeed.
Thinking over the scenario of such a scene, be careful. It is unacceptable to put in such representations during which one of the guys can see their behavior “from the outside” and be seriously offended.
April 1st Scenes for High School Students
Funny skits for April 1 can be set not only for elementary school students, but also for older children. In addition, teenagers already with great pleasure and interest take part in the organization of the production, as well as the creation of the script and costumes.
It will be enough for you only to think up the topic of the presentation approximately and distribute the fulfillment of the necessary tasks between the guys, and the boys and girls will easily do everything on their own. In such scenes, quite often personal relationships between teenagers appear, final exams, as well as future graduation and entry into adulthood.
In particular, you can open the performance for children and their parents using the following sketch entitled: "Where does a good mood come from?":
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: (crying)
Nanny 1: Nesmeyana Ivanovna, stop crying, will I give you some candy?
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: (crying)
Nanny2: Nesmeyana Ivanovna, well, do you want me to do homework in foreign languages \u200b\u200ball year long? Just stop it.
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: Leave me alone.
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: Who ever said that in fairy tales it’s fun - boring things.
Nanny2: Can we ride a carriage?
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: skated. Boring!
Nanny1: Or maybe a ball?
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: Boring!
Nanny 2: But crying is not boring ?!
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: Not fun, but because I cry even harder. Do something.
(King enters)
Tsar: (shows that he has a migraine from crying) So, I'm tired of tears every day. Something needs to be done.
I announce throughout the kingdom until Nesmeyana learns to have fun, transfer it from a fairy tale.
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: No, I want to stay in a fairy tale.
Tsar: Nannies, what do you say, can I leave the princess?
Nanny1: Or can she re-educate her?
Tsar: Thanks, brought up already.
Nanny 2: Or maybe you put her in a corner?
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: (shakes her head) No!
King: I am against physical punishment, and the rights of the child ...
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: Maybe there is, what kind of potion from boredom?
King: the last time you tried a potion, then the rash was brought out by the whole kingdom.
Princess Nesmeyana: Well, it's not my fault that I'm bored.
Nanny 1: Tsar father, they say here at school a holiday - Laughter Day - can send her there?
Nanny 2: The princess will cheer up, but she will stay among the other guys. Maybe they know the secret, how not to get bored?
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: (shakes her head) Yes!
Tsar: Well, I won’t send the princess there, but here you go, look, but find out all the secrets. And then I myself will soon begin to glow the beluga.
Tsarevna Nesmeyana: Let’s hurry up, but I’ll look through a fashion magazine and cry. I don’t have such a dress, there are no such perfumes ....
King: The treasury is empty and full. And you will cry, as if I’ll send from a fairy tale.
Next scene “Tips for winning a beauty pageant” can be set to raise the good mood of schoolchildren and their parents, as well as teachers. The text is read only by one person, but after each of his advice a demonstration by another student follows:
- The first thing the figure is - You need to keep yourself in the sandbox gloves, simply put, there is nothing.
- Highlight your personality with makeup.
- A bewitching gait.
- Clothing. Be extremely open. (expose the shoulder by sliding the sweater)
- Shoes should be elegant.
- In intellectual competitions, all questions are answered briefly and clearly: yes, no, it's not me.
- You must have good vocal skills. But it is not recommended to perform Ramstain, Rasmus, Ocean Elsa, etc.
- Do not wear too much or too heavy jewelry. Heavy earrings will pull your ears and in old age they will be your knee.
- To win, you should not risk your health and do a lot of plastic surgery to improve your appearance - you’d better go to school, they will scare you there, and it will be better than any braces.
- When entering the model school, do not run after the director and do not ask "Well, take me." A girl must know her worth.
And another scene "Our cases"can help you organize a fun school holiday:
Actors: teacher and student Petrov.
Teacher: Petrov, go to the board and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the blackboard and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was guilty silent, and then he promised to reform. ”
The student writes dictation on the blackboard.
Teacher: Great! Underline in your story all nouns.
The student emphasizes the words: “father”, “mother”, “Vova”, “behavior”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher: Done? Determine in which cases these nouns are. Got it
Disciple: Yes!
Teacher: Get started!
Student: "Dad and Mom." Who! What? Parents. So, the case is genitive.
Disciple: Scolded whom, what? Vova. “Vova” is the name. Hence, the nominative case.
Disciple: Scolded for what? For bad behavior. It is evident that he did something. This means that “behavior” has a satisfactory case.
Disciple: Vova was silent guilty. So, here, “Vova” has an accusative case.
Disciple: Well, the “promise”, of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it! That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Carry the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark would you suggest you put?
Disciple: Which one? Of course, five!
Teacher: So five? By the way, in what case did you name this word - "five"?
Disciple: In prepositional!
Teacher: In prepositional? Why so?
Disciple: Well, I suggested it myself!
In addition, do not forget that the best ideas are obtained impromptu. If the guys have a well-developed imagination and imagination, they can easily come up with a funny dialogue and demonstrate it on stage in the form of a comic scene dedicated to the holiday.